Showing posts with label Asian footwear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Asian footwear. Show all posts

Monday, May 21, 2007

Paved Paradise


Asian footwear at Union Square Park, NYC

How drunk was I Sunday morn? I talked to everyone! I mean it too. I approached about 2 or 3 fatties, probably much to Maurice's chagrin. I pointed out a large man who, in my inebriated state, looked curiously like Louie Anderson to one of these women and she summarily called me an asshole. I also approached a homosexual (no homo). The funny thing is, he was the least obliging. Of all the people I met, he was the only person who refused to tell me his name. Queer, right? See, motivation for me to stick to the slim and sexy female bar/lounge/club/party goers. Something for me to justify my pretensions.

"Clouds part Just to give us a little sun/
There’s a limit to your love
/
Like a waterfall in slow motion
/
Like a map with no ocean
/
There’s a limit to your love
..."
Feist on Limit to your love

Today I'm feeling:

Like today is going to suck

Maybe it's just me. No word on the Reminder yet?

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Engrish


Asian footwear. Made by Asians and, ironically, worn by Asians.

The amazing weather has returned!!!

I didn't do a museum or any of that shit, but I did... nothing. It was good. Also, I planted up my rabbit grave! I put a red azalea and a purple rhodendra up in that bitch.

Shit's functioning.

Avec moi, bitches!

My apologies for the gratuitous profanity today.

Today I'm feeling:

the need for decaf

What up?!?!?